Late-Night Fun In Mecha's Bedroom

Mecha: "Same difference with you."
Me: "Hmm?"
Mecha: "It's the same difference with you."
Me: "Really."
Mecha: "Yeah."
Me: "What makes you say that?"
Mecha: "Everything you touch turns to ashes."
Me: "Everything? What about ashes?"
Mecha: "They turn into deader ashes."
Me: "Deader ashes, huh? Not undead ashes?"
Mecha: *mumbles something*

The reason I'm mentioning this? It was apropos of nothing. I was just sitting here playing Galaxies and suddenly he started talking to me in his sleep.

Note to self: find your tape recorder so you can record these things...