Come on, people, bid on my auction! I need money! Little plastic robots won't just buy THEMSELVES!

Y'know what's funny? 24-ounce-size bottles of Coke. Because it says in a yellow highlighty stripe on the label, "It's BIG! For those who thirst for more." But then if you look at the nutrition facts label, the serving size is the same ol' 8 ounces as always. So even if you do "thirst for more," you're still expected to drink the same amount in a sitting.

I dunno, it amuses me, anyway.

I like this band way, way too much for a non-gothy individual.

So I got myself LimeWire because I am told you can actually get Megas XLR hits using it. (I am ye olde obsessed fangirl. yes.) And out of curiosity I decided to enable the "incoming searches" thing for a couple seconds.

Someone care to explain this?

I like the "construction sex" hit, too. See, you've got the one road cone that wants to get way freaky with the other road cone, except the second road cone prefers hard hats... eh, I dunno. Make up your own funny for that one.