lol appulz.

Scene: mecha is playing Batman: Arkham Asylum. I am half-watching, half-seaming-up-a-hat.

Henchman in the game: [shoots at a wall]
Me: Heh. "I HATE WALLS!!!" [beat] "Something I AM that doesn't love a wall, bitches!"


[ETA: For the record, I am a repeat offender when it comes to this particular "joke".]