This post is still in Jennytime, in complete disregard of local time

[napoleonherself]

I am in Indiana. And am non-dead. Thus far, anyway. My ever-so-kind host keeps threatening to make me walk back home, which is some thousands of miles. Thus I appear to have a high probability of freezing to death in, like, Minnesota. But for the time being I am nice and safe and warm and happily posting on my laptop which is hooked up to sweet, sweet Internet. Aww yeah.