http://wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] napoleonherself 2003-02-06 11:01 pm (UTC)

Interestingly enough, Giant Turnips can learn a variety of languages.

They seem to have a genetic memory for chinese as well, but only in the form of stilted, melodramatic soap opera dialogue.

Thus, you sometimes have to translate their moods a bit. "I am doomed! Doomed! DOOMED!" might indicate that the sun has gone behind a cloud and the turnip is unhappy about such.

Generally, it's like dealing with a teenager. They grow out of it eventually.

I shall teach little Mecha Junior the finer points of Latin. It will help us while away the long, cold nights WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING AROUND ON YOUR OWN, ABANDONING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.

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