blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2003-02-06 06:52 pm

Yay, Thursday is OVAH

Back and forth and back and forth. I'll have to check, but I think that I walk about two miles every day what with the going to class and going to work and stuff. OH MY POOR POOR FEET

Fortunately tomorrow I only have one long walk, that being from work to the bus to go HOME. Yay.

At work today Steve decided that the reason I spent a week at John's is because John and I are, in fact, not friends, but FRIENDS. You know, "friends". This amused me ever so. YES, WE DID ALL SORTS OF NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY THINGS... LIKE... REWRITE CHINESE TV TO BE ABOUT GIANT TURNIPS

Two of my classes have weekly lab things in a Mac lab. This annoys me. Not only can I not visit SocialMUX while in lab (unless x.n ssh page works, I'll have to check), but the mice are... well... weird Mac mice. Entire top of mouse is one giant button. ENTIRE TOP. Guess who has a VERY heavy mouse hand and tends to lean her hand on the mouse? Oy. MISCLICKS AHOY POKEY

Also, I bought volumes 2 and 3 of Chobits manga at bookstore today. BAD Jenny. Now I owe mom even more money! But at least I now own every volume of Chobits that's currently available in this country, at least until volume 4 hits the street next week.

Toes.

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
IT NEEDS YOU

I CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WATERING AND WEEDING IT ALL BY MYSELF!

Awww... come on. Just look at its cute little leaves, and that shiny turnip skin. It's the cutest vegetable on the face of the earth. Yes it is, yes it is...

AND IT NEEDS A MATERNAL FIGURE IN ITS LIFE

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU RAISE A TURNIP, NO MATTER HOW CUTE IT IS

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THIS TO VEGETABLE FAMILY COURT. THINK OF HOW THE POOR TURNIP WILL FEEL!

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing as it is NOT my turnip, I don't particularly care. STOP MAKING THESE CLAIMS ABOUT WHAT WENT ON DURING MY STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT GOOD SIR

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniffle*

FINE

I hope you'll at least visit from time to time. I'll try to speak well of you to the turnip, although it may have questions about the JENNY THAT RAN OUT ON IT WHEN IT WAS STILL A LITTLE BULB.

Big meanie.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dare I mention that turnips neither speak nor comprehend English?

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Interestingly enough, Giant Turnips can learn a variety of languages.

They seem to have a genetic memory for chinese as well, but only in the form of stilted, melodramatic soap opera dialogue.

Thus, you sometimes have to translate their moods a bit. "I am doomed! Doomed! DOOMED!" might indicate that the sun has gone behind a cloud and the turnip is unhappy about such.

Generally, it's like dealing with a teenager. They grow out of it eventually.

I shall teach little Mecha Junior the finer points of Latin. It will help us while away the long, cold nights WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING AROUND ON YOUR OWN, ABANDONING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
WE HAVE NOT HAD A TURNIP TOGETHER. IT IS A HALLUCINATION. PLEASE REALIZE THIS BEFORE I HAVE TO GO AND BUY SOME MORE GOOD YU-GI-OH CARDS WITH WHICH TO TAUNT YOU.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ignore him! They're lies, all lies!

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
She is the liar! She's denying the past!

AND OUR TURNIP IS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE

POOR LITTLE TURNIP!

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOUR TURNIP

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
DENIAL WILL NOT EASE YOUR GUILTY CONSCIENCE

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny, I actually have zero guilt over this.

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniffle*

FINE

Be that way. Leave us out in the cold. SEE IF WE CARE

Someday, when the turnip is big and strong and greeny-leafed, you will want to have a relationship, and it will be TOO LATE. TOO LATE FOR YOU.

BUT WE WILL BE JUST FINE TOGETHER, ON OUR OWN

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
GOOD FOR YOU

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-02-07 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
TRY IT AND DIE, TOE-EATER