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[napoleonherself]

http://sporktania.ods.org/~jeremy/lucky.html

http://www.worsethanqueer.com/slander/032403.html

Both interesting, in different ways. Well, one is ODDLY DISTURBING and the other one is interesting.

Last night I dreamed that I was some British guy whose dad was a supernatural-power-y mob boss type of guy who wanted me dead because I wasn't evil like he was. So I fled to America, alternately by bus, running, and crawling. Then an American ship picked me up (from the hill I was crawling on, perhaps) and saved me. And to celebrate my new status as an American citizen, safe from ze scarypowered evilfather, I stopped drinking tea and switched to coffee. Because... all British people drink only tea, and all Americans drink only coffee. Apparently.

My brain is weird.

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[darnn.livejournal.com]

You don't neet to apologize, I'm just bitter because my parents both think this war is a Good Thing, and I can't convince them otherwise, so I keep trying to find stuff like that to do it, only it never works.

A-42

[(Anonymous)]

YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED

Proof:

1) Watch "The Ten Commandments"

2) Pay attention to character played by Edward G Robinson

3) EGR's character sees, experiences several miracles of God and STILL ENDS UP WORSHIPPING STUPID COW STATUE

4) Realize that some people can't be changed. Give up on them.