"those tea-eating biscuit-munching red-shirt-wearing-bastards!" "...they don't eat tea."

[napoleonherself]

http://m-w.com/info/favorite.htm

#1 gives me hope for humanity.

[Conspiracy] FOR GREAT BUNNY Jenny says, "Mecha's watching yet another cop-n-lawyer show, and there's this crazy homeless guy who's convinced he's a pope from a few hundred years back... he's hilarious. I think he's my new best friend."
[Conspiracy] FOR GREAT BUNNY Jenny says, "They give him back his hat, which was a cap advertising a local drycleaner's that he got from like the Salvation Army or something, and he clasps it to his chest, smiles happily, and says "my mitre!""

Also: http://www.livejournal.com/users/umokay/596617.html?thread=5057417 for both the original post and my response. Tee hee.