Come on, people, bid on my auction! I need money! Little plastic robots won't just buy THEMSELVES!

[napoleonherself]

Y'know what's funny? 24-ounce-size bottles of Coke. Because it says in a yellow highlighty stripe on the label, "It's BIG! For those who thirst for more." But then if you look at the nutrition facts label, the serving size is the same ol' 8 ounces as always. So even if you do "thirst for more," you're still expected to drink the same amount in a sitting.

I dunno, it amuses me, anyway.