ext_102373 ([identity profile] yansa.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] napoleonherself 2005-06-01 09:19 pm (UTC)

BEHOLD!

Verily! Lo! Long have I spoken,
On the subject of mine preferences of sticker;
Yet the fates did not seem to bid my words be heard!
Lo! Behold! Unto thee I shall speak,
In a voice that thunders far and near,
And in this voice, and in this unearthly manner,
I shall prate and expound upon the preferences of sticker that I have.

Send unto me four (4) of the Laundry which is Undead,
and verily of the Undead Laundry I desire four (4).
Let not the package slip into the pack of the courier,
Unless four (4) of the Troute's Head stickers be enclosed within.
And since ten (10) be the number of vinyl affixations which a package compose,
I request from thee two (2) of the Shell of the Snail.

Behold! Read thou, and know thou, those sinuous affixations which I wish to receive from yonder eastern lands!

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