Presenting the nonexistent dog that the neighbors don't own

[napoleonherself]

[note to self, that is supposed to be an image and you should figure out serverage so it can be so again]
It's odd, usually they keep him locked in the bathroom for hours or perhaps even days at a time. But twice lately we've seen him peeking out the blinds like this.

Since January we've been telling the office that these people have a dog, and since January the office has been going "dur they didn't register one so they must not have one!" If Sarah and Ted have to pay 20 bucks a month to be allowed to have Peaches, who is the world's quietest dog EVER, then these guys should have to pay to be allowed to have this whining monstrosity.

Ahh, if only the complex management actually cared about enforcing rules. Did I mention that the other day the manager said to our faces that our safety here at Wyckford Commons was in no way, shape or form her concern? That was fun!

Also, Sir Burlypants Of Oregonia, if you ever told me which stickers you wanted, I never saw! You must choose! CHOOOOOSE!

Comments

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

That's what I've been thinking, but I think mecha wants to go through the management first. Not that that's exactly working.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Well half the time, as seen in the pictures, it's just kept in the apartment. And it looks healthy enough that we wouldn't get a lot of response on the cruelty thing.

Plus, I just like pushing office bitch's buttons.

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Call them up all worried and teary-eyed and tell them (the ASPCA, etc.) that you're just so worried about this poor neglected puppy across the way from you that just cries all day and is locked up for twenty hours a day!

Then run. Far and fast. Maniacal laughter is optional.