Oh, for sure. If someone's going to traumatize their child with R-rated movies, they should do it in the comfort of their own homes. That way, I don't have to listen to the telling screams of bad parenting!

People who bring babies to movies or bars rank right up there with the women who carry their toddlers to every doorstep on Halloween, trick-or-treating for them.

YOUR BABY IS FIVE MONTHS OLD, BITCH. It will not eat those jujubees. YOU WILL. Go buy your own candy, you cheap hussy!

ahem.

Anyway, yeah. All of these problems will be solved when I figure out how to make an EMP device that works on people.