blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2001-09-28 02:01 pm

Mmmmm... cooookies...

We've been watching the movie version of A Streetcar Named Desire in theater class this week. The entire class breaks up in laughter every time the film hits what's supposed to be a dramatic moment. Including the instructors. This amuses me highly.

On Sunday I'll be seeing a play in which both my theater instructors have parts. Must... resist... urge to heckle...

I just ate a cookie. And some cookie dough ice cream. And a donut. Was nice to finally get some real sugar goin' through my blood; we haven't had much of anything sweet in the house for the last week, week and a half, and I needs sugar to keep me going. Manic energy. Aww yeah.

*runs around in tiny tiny circles for a while*

There are ants in my room. I'm having to resist the urge to start stomping gleefully on them while yelling "DIE ANTS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!". Mostly because when I did it earlier today, mom looked at me funny.

Poit.

[identity profile] thomsirveaux.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Must... resist... urge to heckle...

*brings you a basket of tomatoes and a bulls-eye to practice with*

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need a bull's-eye, I have Brian!

[identity profile] thomsirveaux.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Silly me! Of course you do!

I believe we'll need more tomatoes, then. Perhaps I could lace a couple with flesh-eating bacteria.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that sounds like a splendid idea.

"Napoleon Versus the Ants"

[identity profile] emsworth.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The classic adventure short-story about a strong-willed woman who refuses to abandon her monkey plantation, despite the impending assault of deadly ants, and manages to quell the invading anthropods by surrounding the estate and the bridge with windows.

Re: "Napoleon Versus the Ants"

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I love it!

*surrounds things with windows*

[identity profile] maboo.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that the original Marlon Brando movie, or the spectacularly terrible recent remake?

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The original. I didn't even know there was a remake!

Well, besides Oh, Streetcar!, but that's an, er, special case.

[identity profile] maboo.livejournal.com 2001-09-28 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The original is a classic! I love it!!

The remake, on the other hand, has Jessica Lange being all affected and swinging her lower jaw to side and side like a horse with halitosis, and Mitch is played by that guy who was Fred Flintstone in the Flintstones movie - it's terrible.

[identity profile] ryl.livejournal.com 2001-09-29 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
You should watch the Simpsons version. o/I'll smash this bottle in your face! o/

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2001-09-29 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
o/~ Can't you hear me yell-a, you're putting me through hell-a, Stella, STELLA!!! o/~

I keep thinking of the musical while watching the actual real movie and having to resist the urge to begin snickering.