murr.

totally sweet, but not in the flipping-out-and-killing-people way (like this)

msdreadful has made me want the latest issue of Wired. Mecha, buy it for me, please? Thanks.

CafePress has an assload of products now, don't they. Pity the base prices are SO GODDAMN HIGH -- go look at my old CP store, I only add one to three bucks to the base price which means CP gets like FIFTEEN DOLLARS PER SHIRT. Blarg. Also, last I remember, they could use your shit without your permission. I forget if that was fixed or not.

Huh, they use Hanes Tagless shirts now. Wacky.

I am feeling random.

You mean killing them unless they agree to believe what I do? -- I mean, hi.

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Spam content:
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I laugh at spam. I have images in email blocked and I don't click on any links, so I am safe from their nefariousness. And thus can just be amused. And... laugh. Yeah. That thing.

BALLS

Imagine finding a whole display of these at your local grocery. It is quite the experience.

I can tell the future

[23:00:44] The Jennybork: ONLY THE FIRST ONE IS FREE; THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY
[23:00:47] *** Auto-response from [Carlo who is paranoid so I won't put his username here]: So it's not a myth... I'm taking advantage of this awesome concept, something I heard people calling free time.
It's a crazy notion, I don't quite get it, but it's awesome.
So leave a message or call the cellphone.