stolen from sexychicken

[napoleonherself]

Answer each question with a lyric from a song!

You're not the boss of me!
(Oh, right, the survey hasn't started yet. Sorry.)

1.) Are you male or female?:

She's been everybody else's girl, maybe one day she'll be her own
(Tori Amos, Girl)

2.) Describe your neighborhood:

Heard she'd gone moved into a trailer park
(Also Tori Amos, Space Dog)

3.) How do you look?:

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Weird Al, Fat -- and no, it's not an insult, it is a descriptive term :P)

4.) If you could say something to the person you like, what would it be?:

I’ve had time to write a book about
The way you act and look
I haven’t got a paragraph

Words are always getting in my way
Anyway I love you
That’s all I have to tell you
That’s all I’ve got to say
(Last Unicorn soundtrack, That's All I've Got To Say)

5.) Where do you wish you were right now?

Right here, right now.
(don't know who the song is by or what it's called, but it fits considering I'm content at the moment.)

6.) What would you say to your best friend?

If Marx were living today, he'd be rolling around in his grave.
(Randy Newman, The World Isn't Fair)
(And after I'd say it, I would nod sagely. What, you mean my selection needs to make sense?)

7.) Any words of wisdom:

The sun is a mass of incandescant gas,
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
(Either TMBG or the guy who did the original version, Why Does The Sun Shine?)

8.) What do you wish you were doing right now?:

Let's go back to sleep.
(Jewel, Morning Song)

9.) What do you think of drugs and alcohol?:

I actually can't think of any lyrics offhand that would suit my answer -- namely "BAD! NO DO! BAD!!!!"

10.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?:

I don't have one that I know of.

11.) What do you usually do on Friday nights?:

Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
(Weird Al, It's All About The Pentiums)

12.) What do you think about school?:

I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone;
I guess I should've studied instead of watching Wrath Of Khan
(Barenaked Ladies, Grade 9)

13.) How do you feel right now?:

Would you believe me if I said I'm tired[?]
(Lifehouse, Sick Cycle Carousel)

14.) Any closing words?:

Good night.
(The Beatles, Good Night)

Comments

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

I can think of two songs that fit #5 - one is by Jesus Jones, the other is by Fatboy Slim.

I did this survey a while back...so obsessive Blerg had to go find it to see what she said. Check it out if you're curious.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*reads survey*

*pets Spacula*

*explodes randomly*

[moe4eyed.livejournal.com]

Well, for number nine, you could go with, "Go ahead and wreck your life," from They Might Be Giants - Spiraling Shape. Not quite what you were going for, but rather fitting.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure either, actually. I'd probably need to use an educational ditty that goes 'don't do drugs, drugs are bad, don't do drugs... uh... 'cause they're bad', or something. I do like your suggestion tho.

[(Anonymous)]

"Words are always getting in my way/Anyway I love you/That"Words are always getting in my way/Anyway I love you/That’s all I have to tell you/That’s all I’ve got to say"

[chrisxk.livejournal.com]

Quit tormenting Jenny or I won't buy you that membrane lotion you wanted.

[(Anonymous)]

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I must be the only girl in the world to have a paramecium flirt with me. Wonder if I can somehow make money off that distinction...

[spparamecium.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose you could if you sell the engagement vacuole I'm saving up to buyErr, hello.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*tickles the silly paramecium*