this... is an EX-WIZARD!!!

[napoleonherself]

http://gurl.com/dealing/significantothers/romance/games/cyber_sweetie/index.html

Very, very, very hilariously stupid.

Makes sense, seeing as I got there by following a link in Seventeen.

A much more witty link, stolen from ryl: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=a651f26d319af27aa1d8049e2fe20358&threadid=104732

Comments

[ryl.livejournal.com]

"Model QT HACKER"

Does that mean I can use him to clean wax out of ears?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind having to listen to l33tspeak while you're doing so.

[stuffy.livejournal.com]

*bunny slippers hides under bed*

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

d00d! fuzzy (how on earth does one l33t-ize 'fuzzy' anyway?) bu|\||\|y sl1pp3rz 0wnz j00!!!#!@! h4xx0rz r00l!!#!##@!@#

[stuffy.livejournal.com]

*bunny slippers scream and explode*

On a sidenote, I think it's 5u33y. Or something like that. I don't remember hackers saying "fuzzy".

It's the "r00l!#!#!1111" part that cause the explosion, I'm afraid...

*uses spoon to scrape bunny slipper bits off wall*

[chrisxk.livejournal.com]

"5u33y" would be "sueey" ... maybe that's what farm-bound hackers say.

"pHuZz33"?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Soooooey! Here pig pig pig!

I like phuzz33. That's what it officially is. *nods*

[spparamecium.livejournal.com]

*gurgle-oinks*

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Eeecute! *hugs paramecium*

[malver.livejournal.com]

Awww, hello!! *lightly touches a cilium*

[spparamecium.livejournal.com]

*purrs*

*jumps up and attempts to ride horsie, and moves on to the conscience-rabbit when this proves impossible*

[stuffy.livejournal.com]

*witnesses dimly as conscience-rabbit hops off, thus paramecium hop on slightly-exploded bunny slippers*

PHuzZ33...

[malver.livejournal.com]

Rabbit allows herself to be paramecium-ridden...
horsie returns to bartending for wolverine and fox in the other thread...