blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2003-03-07 04:09 pm

~die

Okay, so I downloaded an episode of the old He-Man. And I'm watching it. And, see, apparently, someone went and stopped up this big fancy river, so it can't get to the Evergreen Forest, so all the trees are dying, so the oxygen in the atmosphere is running out, so everyone's all weak and stuff. Yes, apparently stopping up one river and killing one forest will make the atmosphere go from "everything's okay" to "no longer enough oxygen for fire to exist" in an hour or two.

But anyway. He-Man's got to run off to make everything okay, but he doesn't have the strength due to the slow asphyxiation thing. So Man-At-Arms gives him something. It's a sort of tube thingy that He-Man can breathe from whenever he needs a hit.

That's right, He-Man's going to save the world with the help of............ a bong.

i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] damonk13.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Darn that He-Man for being as subversive as Scooby!!

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed! I'm surprised he didn't break out the munchies after saving the day...

...although at the beginning Prince Adam DID say he was hungry! Hmmmmm...

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] damonk13.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only a matter of time before he tries to make himself an Orko sammich!! O_o

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So THAT'S why they keep him around...

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] damonk13.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he IS made out of People, dontcha know!

BABY people!!! O____o

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[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, so he tastes like chicken, then!

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[identity profile] damonk13.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Green Chicken!!!

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] damonk13.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Charleton Heston!!!!!

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Err... ya lost me there.

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[identity profile] damonk13.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ummm.... Moses?

*hides under the covers and goes to bed!*

Re: i *knew* it!!!

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A WINNER IS ME

[identity profile] ryl.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew there was a reason I remembered that cartoon so fondly.