blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2003-08-09 11:01 pm

"Holy. Um. Yeah.", or, "Your mother ate my dog!"

Mecha and I just watched Dead Alive. It was... um... yeah. Wow. As mecha says, it was a movie. You can say that much for it. It was a movie.

He actually got to gagging at one point, because he's been foodpoisony, and then here we are watching this... incredibly gory movie. Wow.

Mecha just noticed me typing this, and he says: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwewewewewewewwww. Don't watch after having had food poisoning the night before!" Wise words, really.

Best scene: the priest. Purple robe flying and everything. Pimpin'.

Oh, and mecha adds: "Two thumbs up."

My only real regret is that the zombie-baby-in-the-blender scene was... well, not as good as you'd think it would be, given that it's a zombie baby in a blender.

Aaaaaand... the ending. That was so not necessary, thank you, movie.

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Quiet squishy.

I'm sick and I still think to get her a delicious zombie movie, and this is the thanks I get.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
We already had it in the apartment, you miserable rustbucket.

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It was in the apartment, that's true. Factual, but hurtful. The latter section of your comment is cruel slander.

But let me ask you: whose TV did we watch yon movie upon? Whose VCR did it go in to be played? Hmm?

I'm too good to you.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you only beat me SOME of the time, when I suppose you think you should be beating me ALL of the time.

Undead mechanical porcupine bastard.

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I hardly beat you.

Not a tenth as much as you beat me, ask anyone.

Also, I even PAID for the zombie moviage, and I get no thanks.

I hate you.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Urrgh.

Could we not mention that for a little bit? Sicky mecha over here.

Thanks.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe THAT'll teach ya.

Stupid mecha.