"Holy. Um. Yeah.", or, "Your mother ate my dog!"

[napoleonherself]

Mecha and I just watched Dead Alive. It was... um... yeah. Wow. As mecha says, it was a movie. You can say that much for it. It was a movie.

He actually got to gagging at one point, because he's been foodpoisony, and then here we are watching this... incredibly gory movie. Wow.

Mecha just noticed me typing this, and he says: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwewewewewewewwww. Don't watch after having had food poisoning the night before!" Wise words, really.

Best scene: the priest. Purple robe flying and everything. Pimpin'.

Oh, and mecha adds: "Two thumbs up."

My only real regret is that the zombie-baby-in-the-blender scene was... well, not as good as you'd think it would be, given that it's a zombie baby in a blender.

Aaaaaand... the ending. That was so not necessary, thank you, movie.

Comments

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

The ending was, in fact, VERY necessary.

Also, here's a couple of tips, for anyone about to watch this movie.

1: Wait until you have fully recovered from food poisoning.
2: Don't eat chili, with all its red lumpy meatiness, during the gore-dripping movie.
3: For the love of Eris, follow steps 1-2, DO NOT BE LIKE THE MECHA.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Let's just simplify that a bit.

3:1: For the love of Eris, [...] DO NOT BE LIKE THE MECHA.

There we go.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Quiet squishy.

I'm sick and I still think to get her a delicious zombie movie, and this is the thanks I get.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

We already had it in the apartment, you miserable rustbucket.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

It was in the apartment, that's true. Factual, but hurtful. The latter section of your comment is cruel slander.

But let me ask you: whose TV did we watch yon movie upon? Whose VCR did it go in to be played? Hmm?

I'm too good to you.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you only beat me SOME of the time, when I suppose you think you should be beating me ALL of the time.

Undead mechanical porcupine bastard.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I hardly beat you.

Not a tenth as much as you beat me, ask anyone.

Also, I even PAID for the zombie moviage, and I get no thanks.

I hate you.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I hate you MORE.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Liar^h^h^h^hFlirt.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

*wink*

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*vomit*

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Urrgh.

Could we not mention that for a little bit? Sicky mecha over here.

Thanks.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Maybe THAT'll teach ya.

Stupid mecha.

[hmfeelyat.livejournal.com]

Teeheehee, I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Now, how come all priests aren't like that?

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Because they just ain't as pimpin, yo.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT ASK YOU, STUPID

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I ANSWERED ANYWAY.

SO THERE.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

diiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

That's what we were discussing last night, actually. Especially during the lawnmower carnage scene. Lionel and his lawnmower, Ash and his chainsaw...