blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2004-03-19 04:13 am

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DAWN OF THE DEAD IS TODAY POKEY HOORAY!!!!!!!

That's a real hooray, not a sarcastic one. It's a Pokey crossout, not a meaning crossout.

HOORAY!!!!!!!

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2004-03-19 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR BRAINS WILL BE EATEN BY THE RAVENOUS HORDE OF ALCOHOLIC LESBIAN ZOMBIES THAT YOU YOURSELF CREATED

FOOL!!

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2004-03-19 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it though?

[identity profile] ex-rommy772.livejournal.com 2004-03-19 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
*Zombies at a protest rally*

"What do we want?!"

"Brains..."

"When do want them?!"

"Brains..."

And now for something completely tasteless...

"Mr. Zombie, what's your position on partial-birth abortion?"

"BRAINS..."

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2004-03-19 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure the zombies would argue that brains are NEVER tasteless...