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[napoleonherself]

Amazon: The Zombie Invasion Weapons Checklist

Ten bucks says the katana she loves so much is in fact a cheap piece of display-level crap that would break the first time she actually tried to use it against a zombie. And hello... if the chainmail helmet is made by "Costume Expo," it probably won't actually stand up against a zombie invasion either...

Comments

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Well, first of all, unless the zombie came from a human with recently, and professionally, cleaned teeth they would never be pearly white.

Secondly, just look at the manner in which their teeth cause wounds! Huge chunks of flesh ripped off, people torn asunder. And have you ever in a zombie movie seen a tooth left behind in the bite wound of an unfortunate victim, or torn out and discarded, ala sharks?

I think the evidence already speaks for itself.

[darnn.livejournal.com]

I still don't get behind this 'zombies as a species' thing, but I can't be bothered to do all the necessary research to have a proper point right now.

Rather, I'd like to point your attention to the fact that that person, there, has a saw on the list. A plain saw. 'For really close encounters.' I'd just like to see them start slowly sawing a zombie when it's inches from their face.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we were talking about that when I showed him the list. A wobbly saw is going to be reeeeeeeeeaally good for killing a zombie which is TRYING TO EAT YOU...

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

I bet she would strap it to the front of the bumper on her car to mow zombies down.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. I'd like to see that...