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[napoleonherself]

Amazon: The Zombie Invasion Weapons Checklist

Ten bucks says the katana she loves so much is in fact a cheap piece of display-level crap that would break the first time she actually tried to use it against a zombie. And hello... if the chainmail helmet is made by "Costume Expo," it probably won't actually stand up against a zombie invasion either...

Comments

[darnn.livejournal.com]

I still don't get behind this 'zombies as a species' thing, but I can't be bothered to do all the necessary research to have a proper point right now.

Rather, I'd like to point your attention to the fact that that person, there, has a saw on the list. A plain saw. 'For really close encounters.' I'd just like to see them start slowly sawing a zombie when it's inches from their face.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we were talking about that when I showed him the list. A wobbly saw is going to be reeeeeeeeeaally good for killing a zombie which is TRYING TO EAT YOU...

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

I bet she would strap it to the front of the bumper on her car to mow zombies down.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. I'd like to see that...