napoleonherself | System.out.println("EAT TOES");

Jenny.age++;
Jenny.updateBio();
fnord();

Jenny.comic();

I LOVE THE JENNY!!!!! BORK BORK BORK HAPPY BORKDAY... or birthday to those random people out there who think random is not fun.

10 for i=1 to 750
20 print "Happy birthday to you"
30 next i
40 print "You look like a monkey and you smell like one too"
50 end

Dude. Is that TI-Basic?

I just always used to call it Basic...when almost 20 years ago on my first computer it was pretty much the most advanced thing I had.

Incidentally, you're a poopiehead.

I give you birthday wishes and that is what I get????

No, THIS is what you get:

*kickinthaface!!!*