I was eating while typing the IM stuff, which explains the inability to actually type properly.

[napoleonherself]

This is possibly the most terrifying comment ever. I'm keeping the email in case person deletes comment later, so I will always have evidence of the terror.

Carlo (6:29:11 PM): like the writing. it should be so easy. I just don't bother committing time to it
Carlo (6:29:18 PM): is there one t too many in that word? asldkfhaksfdsla
The Jennybork (6:29:30 PM): ther are eight t's
The Jennybork (6:29:42 PM): comtmittintgtttt
The Jennybork (6:29:50 PM): most are silent

I had to come home early because my feet were hurting so badly that I could barely walk. Grr. This does not bode well. Especially since I have another six-hour shift tomorrow, and seven on Tuesday. I love the job except for the part with the AGONY...

Comments

[captainspam.livejournal.com]

I believe now you can freeze the comment so it can't be deleted or replied to later. Might be fun.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I was wondering what that new "freeze" thing was...

[vxo.livejournal.com]

Wow... LJ comment spam + keyword spam.

It's spamtastic!

..reid's pants?

[markahix.livejournal.com]

Hey. I saw your comment in blackcherrybomb's journal, regarding the sumo thing...

I have to say, you're right. I'm 6'4" and 300 pounds, and I've dead lifted the back end of a car in a rage.

Sumo Wrestlers are, as you said, insanely-muscled behemoths.

~Mark

P.S. I realize you're a friend of blackcherrybomb's, but since she doesn't have the balls to allow me to comment, well... i had to pass it along here. She might also like this post.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/troll_o_vision/8907.html

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure why I'm a friend of hers, but I guess she mistook my watching of her trainwreck appeal for something else and returned the, uh, favor.

I still hold out the hope that her journal isn't fake, because my life loses some of its sick amusement if it is.

[markahix.livejournal.com]

if the journal is indeed a fake, she deserves a pulitzer for some exquisite bullshit and the ability to never once fall out of character (save for the time when she finally got pissed enough at me to start ranting, which devolved (as she would no doubt see it) into perfect, grammatically correct english...

~Mark

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Heh. Eventually it turns out she's either a famous author trying to invent a new form of interactive fiction, or an actress exhaustively researching the role of an oh-so-gawth teenager. Or a member of an invading alien race, testing their latest psychological weapon. Y'know. Something normal like that.

[markahix.livejournal.com]

Heh... psychological weapon, my ass. Seriously, if they're trying to see how humans respond to that shite, they'd be better off not letting me speak for humanity... I'm nothing of an agry motherfucker when it comes to that level of stupidity...