blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2005-02-28 04:50 pm
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From now on I'm calling her the Calumniating Harpy, because I can

Apparently I was mistaken about the events of last night. See, it wasn't the neighbor that yelled and swore at mechamom. Mechamom yelled and swore at her.

Also, mecha and I have "a second couple" living in our apartment.

It's a good thing Calumniating Harpy told the office all this, or else I wouldn't've known! I wonder where we're keeping that second couple. Closet? Oh, I bet the little attic thing above the closet. That must be it.

Sorry, CH, but we are the ones who filed a police report on you. You can bring all the spurious complaints to the office that you please, but until you've got the guts to try filing a false police report, I think somehow that our case is a bit more solid.

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I cannot fucking believe this.

The hillbilly must have gone in to the office immediately in the morning to spread her wonderful web of lies. Wow. Much more cunning than I'd have thought an ignorant, ill-bred, revolving-door-womb would have possessed.

Still, it doesn't change much. We will *still* get her sorry ass thrown out of here. She'll still be evicted. And with a record of being evicted for criminal behavior, she'll be damned lucky to find a cartage company willing to lease her a DUMPSTER, let alone an apartment.

[identity profile] ohamsie.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to look up calumniating at dictionary.com, it is quite an appropriate adjective. I am also impressed with your vocabulaic skills.