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napoleonherself) wrote2005-03-02 09:53 pm
napoleonherself) wrote2005-03-02 09:53 pm
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Smokers of the world: Fuck You. Fuck you through the eyesockets with a red-hot poker.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Y'know what's fun?"
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Spending two hours and about thirty bucks at the laundromat, getting to the point where you have folded clothes all over a table waiting to be put away, and then learning... that they allow smoking."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "So now our freshly-cleaned towels smell like an ashtray."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "It's enough to make you cry."
I should point out that cigarette smoke makes me near-violently ill. But oh, oh no no no no, nothing must interrupt your addiction to a deadly drug! Feel free to keep pulling all those carcinogens into your tar-black lungs without regard for those around you... I'll be the one in the corner trying not to vomit from the pounding agony of the headache you and your oh-so-important habit have caused me.
Fuckers.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Spending two hours and about thirty bucks at the laundromat, getting to the point where you have folded clothes all over a table waiting to be put away, and then learning... that they allow smoking."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "So now our freshly-cleaned towels smell like an ashtray."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "It's enough to make you cry."
I should point out that cigarette smoke makes me near-violently ill. But oh, oh no no no no, nothing must interrupt your addiction to a deadly drug! Feel free to keep pulling all those carcinogens into your tar-black lungs without regard for those around you... I'll be the one in the corner trying not to vomit from the pounding agony of the headache you and your oh-so-important habit have caused me.
Fuckers.