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Jenny says, "When A Stranger Calls is... wow. Just... wow."
Jenny says, "We're glad we only paid five bucks a ticket."
Jenny says, "'Cause full price would've been like being punched."
Jenny says, "It was kind of funny in places though! Like when there is Mysterious Spooky Noises coming from the next room and the girl approaches it and Ted counts down on his fingers and just as he gets to zero, the cat jumps out and is revealed to be the source of the Spooky Noises."
Jenny says, "Or the scene at the beginning where there are cops at the scene of a murder and the one cop says 'okay what was the murder weapon?' and the other guy says, and I kid you not, he says 'that's just it.... THERE WAS NO WEAPON.' BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER KILLED WITH HIS BARE HANDS BEFORE, EVER"
Jenny says, "Lance Hendriksen was the voice of the Stranger!"
Jenny says, "There was a preview for a movie with a video game that some people get ahold of that 'they're not supposed to have' and it's all ooooo spooky and one guy dies in the game and then dies the exact same way in real life and one of the characters goes 'omg if you die in the game you die for real!' and I leaned over to Ted and was all 'THEN STOP PLAYING'"

Jenny says, "Man, it's dead in here."
[15 minutes of silence]
Jenny says, "Zombie, check this out, I've got something to say. Man, it's so dead in here. When they stop the cries of 'braaaains' and I can think again, I'll remember what it was."
Jenny says, "Or something."

Jenny says, "Glowsticks are fun!"
Jenny says, "You can throw them at people."
Jenny says, "Of course, rocks are fun too."

Jeremy says, "Tada, welcome to Sendmail 8.12.0."
Jeremy says, "Err, 8.12.10."
Jeremy says, "Let me know if anything's horrifically broken now."
Jenny says, "MY ARM"
Jenny says, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ARM"
Jenny says, "I CAN SEE THE SPLINTERED BONE"
Jeremy says, "Whoops, typo. ::comments out FEATURE(`break_megalomaniac_limbs') in sendmail.m4::"
Jeremy says, "You're lucky it only got you the one place."

[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "So there's this guy a couple buildings over who lets his dog go out on his balcony... this being VERY against complex rules. The dog literally craps onto the patio of the people below, barking hysterically all the while. Thing is, the guy leaves his balcony door OPEN, so if you get near the dog runs back inside -- meaning that if we were to call the office and complain, when they came they would find no evidence whatsoever."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "So mecha snuck out onto our balcony while it was barking... and got pictures and video of the dog out there."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "pwned."

and no screenshot of bold italic because it still does the PSP crashy crashy

If anyone has the latest PSP (9, I believe) and would like to test these for me given what text to try and at what size and stuff, please do leave a comment. It crashes LESS with chrisxk's PSP7 than with my 6, but I'm still wondering if maybe it takes newen software to not crash at all.

also,
[cilbuP] Stepping into the Twilight Zone, Tom takes an MCSE sample exam online.
[cilbuP] Stepping into the Twilight Zone, Tom says, "My, but that is a very stupid test"
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "'Who is buried in Grant's tomb?'"
[cilbuP] Stepping into the Twilight Zone, Tom says, "Errr... especially since this online sample test has wrong answers..."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "'Santa Claus'"

okay so you have this

and then i finally come up with this


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME

chrisxk: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO, THIS NOTE IS WORTH ONE DOLLAR FOR YOU
chrisxk: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DEE, TO COUNTERFEIT IS A FELONY