The Wyckford Saga Continues

[napoleonherself]

Well, mecha and mechamom went to talk to apartment complex management about all the shit we've been having to put up with. Y'know, the drunken parties that go on long past midnight, the slamming doors and screaming domestic fights, the large dog kept locked in a bathroom where it whimpers and howls for hours on end basically every single day, all that good stuff.

Apparently first the office woman threatened to throw them out of the office. Then she obliquely threatened Sarah and Ted's tenancy (in, if you'll recall, another apartment in this same complex). By all accounts she was furious that anyone would come to her with complaints about their neighbors.

Also, apparently the fact that the disposal keeps clogging is all my fault. You see, I have been using it incorrectly. It MUST NOT EVER be asked to deal with pasta. Or vegetables of ANY KIND. Mecha says that when she was asked what, exactly, the disposal WAS for, the office woman responded...

Bread crumbs.

Just bread crumbs.



.....

So. Yeah.

Comments

[ex-rommy772.livejournal.com]

Can your garbage disposal handle orange juice pulp or would that be too taxing on it's delicate mechanical innards?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Damned if I know. Next week they'll probably be claiming that you can't run soap down it.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Frankly we're lucky it can handle air.

[whitenoise.livejournal.com]

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, we don't have that handy label. Huh.

God I hate these people.

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

But does it spit those ground-up bread crumbs into your dishwasher when it's done?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

It's possible to grind up crumbs?

Well, no, I guess it is possible. But then you'd just have... like... dust, wouldn't you?

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

Dust and dirty dishwater. And a really, really bad smell.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

But at least no drunken rednecks banging on your door and yelling at 1 in the morning!

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

What makes them mutually exclusive?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Uh... hmm. Dishwashers and other implements of cleanliness are a redneck's greatest fear?

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

Which is why they'd flock to the broken one.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Noooo! Deploy the soap! The SOAP! Someone find some books! Aiiiieeee!

Or something.