blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2005-06-18 01:23 am
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Welcome to Dyckford Commons

Someone is screaming incoherently and at great length outside.

Note the time.

Man, I love living here.

[identity profile] yansa.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oops. Sorry about that. The SKEIN of YARN at the SALVATION ARMY THRIFT STORE told me that I was to be the new Sun Tzu, and, hey, how can you expound on the art of war if you don't have a zombie army to do your bidding? And how do you get zombies if you don't SCREAM REAL LOUD near a complex of apartments? I scream, you scream, we all scream for zombies! And everybody knows the best time to scream for zombies is 1:22 a.m. Central Daylight Time. It's in the Book of Mormon, in bright blue print. So, you see, I couldn't help it. Also, poodles.

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
The yarn lied, though. LIED! Really, you are not the new Sun Tzu, you are the new Coke. You are to be marketed extensively, only for consumers to not like you. The zombies come into it when you decide to get back at everyone for not wanting to drink large quantities of your sweet caffeinated essence.

And on the subject of zombies and poodles,
Image

[identity profile] imasleepviking.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it a TANGLED SKEIN and as Sun Tzu do you WIELD a RED SWORD?

[identity profile] yansa.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
YES and NO. The SKEIN tangles SO

... but the SWORD is INFRA-RED

[identity profile] imasleepviking.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you ever feel the wind of a joke passing over your head?

(i hope it did or i'll feel like an ass)