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[napoleonherself]

Someone is screaming incoherently and at great length outside.

Note the time.

Man, I love living here.

Comments

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

The yarn lied, though. LIED! Really, you are not the new Sun Tzu, you are the new Coke. You are to be marketed extensively, only for consumers to not like you. The zombies come into it when you decide to get back at everyone for not wanting to drink large quantities of your sweet caffeinated essence.

And on the subject of zombies and poodles,