HAY HAN

[napoleonherself]

They're talking on Coast To Coast about how there's Bigfoots in Malaysia or something. I dunno, I'm not paying that much attention. Anyway, I think Bigfoot should appear in Snapperific and he and the turtle should frolic together in fields of spring flowers until Bigfoot is shot and the turtle is left both alone and splattered in his erstwhile friend's blood and brain matter.

Just a thought!

<3,

Jenny.

Or maybe not Jenny, apparently all the cool kids have super special codenames, like The Poopmonster and The Englishman and Doctor Vampire and so on. But the only nickname like that that I can think of that I've ever had is Lampshade. And somehow Lampshade just isn't as cool. I mean, come on, "Lampshade". Bah. BUT! Bigfoot. Yes.

Comments

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

It's missing something, though! I'm just not sure what.

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

lucore and I used to like adding Homeboy to a nickname. The only one that actually stuck was Homeboy Church. But maybe we could call you Homeboy Lampshade.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't I be a Homegirl?

Or maybe I'm a Homeshade!

I think you're on to something, though. Brainstorm for my amusement! BRAINSTORM, CURSE YOU!