blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2006-04-24 07:46 pm

*flashes gang signs*

Bush says he tried to avoid war "to the max".

Round here, yo? We call DAT shit DIPLOMAXIC.

Represent.

Predictions, courtesy of mecha: Bush starts wearing bling to events; has hydraulics installed on fighter jet so it can bounce to the phat beats of the latest single from D12, "Mission Accomplished, Bitches".

Choice Quote

[identity profile] ryl.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"One, I believe there's an Almighty. And, secondly, I believe one of the great gifts of the Almighty is the desire in everybody's soul, regardless of what you look like or where you live, to be free."

Then please, be the Almighty's messenger on this earth and FREE US FROM YOUR STUPIDITY, SHRUB.

"It's not easy work, by the way, to go from tyranny to democracy. We had kind of a round go ourself, if you look back at our history."

Or if you look forward to our future.

*walks away snarling*

Re: Choice Quote

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, our future involves boots, human faces, and so forth. It's a lot like our past in that respect, except we'll have much nicer boots. Gortex, composite toes, that spiffy treated leather that never seems to wear out.... Ahh. A much better implement for your overall face-stomping. Progress and all that.