blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2006-04-24 07:46 pm

*flashes gang signs*

Bush says he tried to avoid war "to the max".

Round here, yo? We call DAT shit DIPLOMAXIC.

Represent.

Predictions, courtesy of mecha: Bush starts wearing bling to events; has hydraulics installed on fighter jet so it can bounce to the phat beats of the latest single from D12, "Mission Accomplished, Bitches".

Re: Choice Quote

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, our future involves boots, human faces, and so forth. It's a lot like our past in that respect, except we'll have much nicer boots. Gortex, composite toes, that spiffy treated leather that never seems to wear out.... Ahh. A much better implement for your overall face-stomping. Progress and all that.