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napoleonherself) wrote2004-05-06 05:37 pm
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Huh. Well, it seems the stuff I've been doing lately was for nothing, because I apparently have diabetes now. See? No "no" option. I plainly must have it since my only option to answer is "yes."
I'm easily amused. It's fairly obvious by now.
a poëm, by me, circa age 10
Sir, do you have Diabetes?
No, I'm Sorry, he replied,
But then I found out that he lied.
Re: a poëm, by me, circa age 10
This lowly liar.
And then I set
His pants on fire.
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When I saw this, my first reaction was that it was some kind of online diabetes test, and you came up positive.
That's the new hotness. Instead of, "What transformer are you?" or "What Smurf are you", it's "Do you have diabetes?"
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I have issues.