blarg ([personal profile] napoleonherself) wrote2004-05-06 05:37 pm

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Huh. Well, it seems the stuff I've been doing lately was for nothing, because I apparently have diabetes now. See? No "no" option. I plainly must have it since my only option to answer is "yes."

I'm easily amused. It's fairly obvious by now.

a poëm, by me, circa age 10

[identity profile] yansa.livejournal.com 2004-05-06 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I asked Mr. Benevides
Sir, do you have Diabetes?
No, I'm Sorry, he replied,
But then I found out that he lied.

Re: a poëm, by me, circa age 10

[identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com 2004-05-06 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I looked at him.
This lowly liar.
And then I set
His pants on fire.

[identity profile] whitenoise.livejournal.com 2004-05-07 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
XD

When I saw this, my first reaction was that it was some kind of online diabetes test, and you came up positive.

That's the new hotness. Instead of, "What transformer are you?" or "What Smurf are you", it's "Do you have diabetes?"

[identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com 2004-05-07 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
http://napoleon.xidus.net/test/quiz/d/diabetesquiz.html

I have issues.