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[napoleonherself]

Huh. Well, it seems the stuff I've been doing lately was for nothing, because I apparently have diabetes now. See? No "no" option. I plainly must have it since my only option to answer is "yes."

I'm easily amused. It's fairly obvious by now.

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a poëm, by me, circa age 10

[yansa.livejournal.com]

I asked Mr. Benevides
Sir, do you have Diabetes?
No, I'm Sorry, he replied,
But then I found out that he lied.

Re: a poëm, by me, circa age 10

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I looked at him.
This lowly liar.
And then I set
His pants on fire.