The cosmos felt your mom.

[napoleonherself]

http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2006/01/he-did-it.html ->

My brother Jeffrey is an okay kind of brother. He tells way too many really AWFUL jokes, but I've got nothing against him, really. But why oh why couldn't my brother be this Jeffrey Rowland?

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[emsworth.livejournal.com]

He *is* your brother, but only in a parallel universe in which you're an Irish dramatic poet with a torrid past and a pet poodle named Mushface.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

MUSHFACE!!!!!@!#~211onethousandonehundredandeleven