Forgot to post this earlier, bork

Blandings5 (3:26:38 PM): You might be able to jump from the stairs, but the opening is narrower.
Blandings5 (3:26:48 PM): And it would be easier to fall on someone.
The Jennybork (3:26:51 PM): Yeah.
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Blandings5 (3:31:34 PM): That took forever to type.

I love Emsworth.

Grrr.

My stupid plant leaked all over the floor again -- I swear it is leaking more water than I put into it. How that works, I have no clue.

So now I've had to clear everything off my floor cover and mop up the surface and drag it to the shower and spray it clean and then come back and scrub my floor with paper towels since mom refuses to buy anything better and then wait hours for the floor cover to clean so I can drag it back. Meanwhile, I am sweaty, hot, muddy, cranky, and unable to shower because the stupid floor cover is in there.

*mutters*