Oct. 2nd, 2001



Isn't that a cool banner? I should put that up on sd somewhere.
A great one shall arise in the new land of Dotcom,
Collecting words of wisdom from his followers.
Five items shall appear as fifteen,
And the fifth shall be stronger than the first.

The earth shall tremble mightily,
And numberless death shall enfold the Earth,
If Nostradamus does not get a ham sandwich.
And whores! Don't forget the whores!

The light above shall look down with its blood red eye
And in a moment, brighten to green.
Yet those waiting shall not move forward
For the aged man in front is asleep as a child.

When the belly rumbles and the heart is aflame,
The savior will appear -- Zantac shall be his name.

And my favorite...

One by one the plagues arrive,
Marching swiftly across our consciousness;
Beware the ones with demonic names:
Adam, Pauly and Carrot Top.
http://guessthename.com

Warning: Evil Dead II has already been done by 141 people. I don't think it knows AOD, but before I could figure out for sure, IE crashed violently and I lost my place. And six other people besides yours truly actually tried out The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. on it. Amazing

YES!

Oct. 2nd, 2001 06:28 pm
napoleonherself: (Mr. Saturn)
Ladies and gentlemen, I have figured out how you, too, can have Mr. Saturn boings on your very own journals.

Well, okay, I didn't figure it out, I just found the explanation on [livejournal.com profile] ford's journal.

It's a wee bit complex, and it involves dickering around in html, but it does indeed work. I tested it myself on the Bobo journal.

ExpandInstructions follow! )
http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum7/HTML/000445.html

Spread the word indeed.
ExpandSo, yeah. )
Things just got amazingly more screwed up over here. At least, I think they did. It's hard to tell, considering that the only person who can tell me what's going on is, let's not mince words here, mentally retarded.

Went out to the kitchen to get some dinner, saw a piece of paper on the counter. Apparently my sister's school is doing a candy sale, and they're sending out permission slips. Makes sense to me; according to the slip, each case of candy costs 40 bucks, and that's a lot of money to trust with a kid. Some parents might no doubt want to opt out. Especially parents of 8th-graders who are developmentally about seven years old.

However, boy tells me that girl already got one of these expensive cases of candy, and, because it was in danger of melting, threw it away.

Unsigned permission slip on the counter. 'YOU ARE FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EACH CASE OF CANDY CHECKED OUT BY YOUR CHILD' in big letters on it. Kid's already trashed $40 of merchandise. This is soooooo screwed up.

Especially since, as I said, kid in question is most definitely not all there. 'What did you do with it?' 'Uh... I don't know...' 'Did you throw it away?' 'No!' 'Where is it?' 'Um... I threw it away.' 'Where?' 'I don't know!'

Mom's so totally gonna kill me for this when she comes home.

I don't even know where we're going to get $40 to replace that candy... if she even really DID already get it in the first place... but I'm assuming she did. That's the story she gives most often, anyway.

Why would they give FORTY BUCKS OF MERCHANDISE to a RETARDED KID WITHOUT GETTING THE PARENT'S PERMISSION FIRST?!

and how are we going to cover THIS on TOP of mom very likely losing one of her jobs to a farkling computer glitch?

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