A great one shall arise in the new land of Dotcom,
Collecting words of wisdom from his followers.
Five items shall appear as fifteen,
And the fifth shall be stronger than the first.
The earth shall tremble mightily,
And numberless death shall enfold the Earth,
If Nostradamus does not get a ham sandwich.
And whores! Don't forget the whores!
The light above shall look down with its blood red eye
And in a moment, brighten to green.
Yet those waiting shall not move forward
For the aged man in front is asleep as a child.
When the belly rumbles and the heart is aflame,
The savior will appear -- Zantac shall be his name.
And my favorite...
One by one the plagues arrive,
Marching swiftly across our consciousness;
Beware the ones with demonic names:
Adam, Pauly and Carrot Top.