*groan*

Jeez, you'd think people would learn when it isn't even a serious profile.

About a month ago I filled out my MSN profile; today I have received an email from someone who saw that profile. That's all well and good. I like making friends. But...

HI, i'm [name bleeped for no real reason], i'm 20, i have hazel eyes, black hair, 5'11, and got a nice built body, i have pics if u wanted to see, will i want to get to know u better, so write me back...

Um, yes, that's all very well and good. And I should give a crap? I didn't put up that profile to meet guys. You should be able to TELL just by LOOKING at it that it has NOTHING to do with meeting guys. I do like making friends, but if you give me physical stats and offer to send pictures (of your "nice built body", no less... did it occur to you that some women don't LIKE that?), I'm gonna pretty much assume that that's not what YOU'RE after.

And learn to use your "y" and "o" keys. Jerk.

So. Anyway. How shall I reply? Email back and pretend to be a deranged cult member with an affinity for the color blue? Give 'im a chance in case he's not really as moronic and one-track-mind-y as he seems? Tell him I'm very sorry, but my affections lie elsewhere than with some run-on-sentence-phile who just happened to stumble across my profile? Or ignore 'im?

Heh heh heh...

I was working on my term paper just now when Word suddenly illegal opped on me. Luckily, I've been saving often, so I knew I'd lose maybe five lines at most. Started up the program, looked at the status bar thingy at the bottom...

"[Page] 1/6"

"OH CRAP THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TEN PAGES NOT SIX!!!" screamed my brain.

Then Word noticed the other four pages and added their existence to the counter.

Heh.

OW

He asked, "Lord, what about when there was only one set of footprints, and also a straight line with bootprints on one side and small, round circles on the other?" The Lord replied, "Those were the times that I carried you, and we were joined by a pirate pushing a wheelbarrow." (Peter Rogers)

wah wah whine whine whimper

Finished my term paper, got it and another assignment printed out no problem. Had a nice couple of hours after that. Then mom came home and once again started yelling at us because it's been a slow week at Ye Olde Pizza Parlour. So poof goes the good mood. Sigh. I came terrifyingly close to just screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!" at her... yesh, that would go over reeeeal well.

My head has been hurting all night, too, despite my having downed chemical ness.

*blergeats self*