technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me

I just watched the series finale of MST3K a bit ago. Now I'm all depressy. I mean, the show ended before I even started watching, and reruns are going to continue just like they have been, but still... series finale. Depressing. Rarr.

Also depressing is the fact that I have a massive midterm on Wednesday and I STILL haven't started studying. And I don't think that will change anytime soon. I suck.

Heh

Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 22:51:27 -0800 (PST)
From: masterbiscuit
Subject: Oh my god, I'm so sorry, but this is just TOO freaky to NOT send
To: [some nice people whose emails I shan't copy]

[lots of crap from other forwardings stripped out]

-----------------IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 20

PEOPLE IN THE NEXT
30 MINUTES, I WILL
              PUT A CURSE ON YOU, YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR COMPUTER!
              IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, WATCH ME, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE!
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   SOMETHING LIKE THIS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DONT SEND IT!!

You mean... I'LL BE TURNED INTO A BROKEN IMAGE???? Gasp! The horror!

Let me take a look at each of those threats in turn, though...

Curse on computer? Too late. I own an eMachine.
Curse on house? Too late. I live in a trailer.
Curse on me? Too late. I've got no self-esteem, I'm dirt-poor and I'm completely inept in a variety of ways.

Bring it on, chainspam boy.