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From:           	inet <inet@xxxxxxxxx.com>
To:             	Monkeygirl@napoleon.xidus.net
Subject:        	Pointless stuff from the HTML Girl

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I refer to myself as the HTML girl on Find-the-Monkey. There's a section of my personal site called Pointless Stuff. They are... targeting me for their worms. Someone will die. Yes.

I'm hungry.

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Ah, yes... had a minor epiphany upon coming home. You see, boy was watching Olive the Other Reindeer. And I noted that it was odd that a child's special had a character named after an alcoholic beverage.

Then I realized.

Martini. Olive.

ow.

Yeah, I'm slow.

YES!

You are Corporal 'Radar' O'Reilly
Well, you're not really him; you just resemble this fictional character. A bit.
Let's get that straight before you start drinking grape knee-high or sleeping with a teddy bear.

Radar's my favorite. And for your information, I don't sleep with my teddy bear; he'd fall off the bed and get lost, he's so little. So I keep him on top of my computer instead.