i dreamed last night that a John Linnell concert kept being interrupted by some kid's Tickle Me Elmo

Good news! Your phone line is ready for Verizon Online DSL and you should have received your self-installation kit.

Yeah, I SHOULD have. Key word being SHOULD.

It'd jus BETTER come today, or, as I just told Vickie, I will be MOST put out.

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DSL install kit came today.

It isn't conecting. And isn't connecting. And isnt' connecting some more.

Did I really think the universe would let me get away with this? I mean, come ON. It never lets me have ANY breaks, save the ones that only create more problems further on down the line.