Scottish dairy products

You say "AND NOBODY CARES"
You say "THUS, I CRY"
Andrew says "WE CARE WE CARE WE CARE"
Andrew says "Wonder if that means my tummy should start glowing in a heart shape."
You say "ANDREW STARE"
Andrew stares at you.
Andrew says "What would I be, LiterateHeart?"
Andrew says "CheeseHeart!"
You say "CHEESEHEART"
You say "Like Braveheart, but less Mel Gibson and more cheese."
You say "THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES"
You say "BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE"
You say "OUR GOUDA"