Hello, Erica. Die, please. Thanks.

MISS CRUMPLEBOTTOM BREAK YOUR GLOWSTICK! MISS CRUMPLEBOTTOM EAT YOUR CANDY!

GIP POKEY

Also amusing, to my mind anyway, is http://freewaymonkey.no-ip.com/randomosity/crack/missc/raverprude.gif . It is LJ-userpic-sized; if anyone wants to slap it on their LJ, they may. The same goes for the other userpic-sized gif in that directory, except it's even crappier.