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No wonder the windows are rattling like mad.

Mecha will be going as Gash Bell. Or Gashbell. Whichever. E's a demon.

Seen at Lowe's tonight: Woodworking for Women. Apparently this informative publication teaches the fairer sex how to construct such things as "a kids' yard toss game", "a chick tote for easter eggs", and "a closet organizer". I'm sure a coming issue will detail how to make a darling little shelf on which to display photos of all the kids you've popped out.

As mecha put it: "Also in the same series: Building for Blacks! Housework for Hispanics! Insulation for Irish!"

Honestly. Is it just me? Or in this case, us?

Also, my costume for the Halloween partyish thing I'll be going to tomorrow is done. Oibserve:

BRIAN YOU BASTARD

Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender	MaleFemale
You first killed at age	5
Your victim was	Your mother
Reason	Revenge
Your trademark weapon	Samurai sword
Your reputation	Greedy and indulgent
You work with	temaranight
You kill for	Revenge
In the end, you are defeated by	steaksammich
Your death	Epic showdown
Your career body-count	519
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