paraphrased

Mecha [in his room, in bed]: Hey, where'd everyone go?
Me: *ignores*
Mecha: HellOOOooo?
Me: [popping head in] What?
Mecha: I wasn't calling you.
Me: ...I'm the only one here.
Mecha: There's the soldiers.
Me: Soldiers.
Mecha: The virtual soldiers.
Me: What virtual soldiers?
Mecha: In the game!
Me: ...WHAT game?
Mecha: Fire Emblem.

Ah, so that's what he's been smoking all night, eh?