We have a new answering machine message. I should phonepost it.

emsworth: stuffy uses the sad one [smiley] a a lot, which looks like he's suffering from severe depression.
The Jennybork: :( :( :( :( :( (yes I am evil)
emsworth: *wolverines are brought to tears by staring at the row of very very sad, possibly suicidal yellow people*
emsworth: *Otu whimpers*
The Jennybork: Aww, it's okay, guys! Those are BAD people who are sad that they have been caught and are about to be eaten by you!
The Jennybork: With barbecue sauce!
The Jennybork: They're like "no, now I won't get to steal candy from babies anymore!"