So this mysteriously appeared on the tray table that serves me as my desk/dinner table, at some point during the day while I was at work:

The snippet on the back, which is also the first sentence of the book, reads as follows:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
I laughed so hard that I had to lean on the tray table to keep from falling down.
Also, I accidentally put my cellphone in the washing machine on Sunday. I just reassembled it from where it was sitting in pieces drying out, and it works, except I'm not getting any bars. The sad thing is that I can't tell if it's because the water broke it, or just because this apartment has once again randomly decided to cut off my reception. It's a mystery! With zombies.
The snippet on the back, which is also the first sentence of the book, reads as follows:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
I laughed so hard that I had to lean on the tray table to keep from falling down.
Also, I accidentally put my cellphone in the washing machine on Sunday. I just reassembled it from where it was sitting in pieces drying out, and it works, except I'm not getting any bars. The sad thing is that I can't tell if it's because the water broke it, or just because this apartment has once again randomly decided to cut off my reception. It's a mystery! With zombies.