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This got emailed to me yesterday. I injured myself laughing at it, and now I have permission to share it, that others might also injure themselves.
--to the tune of "Mammal"
Comic strip
Standing in between depression with no joy
and explosive radiating mirth.
So the plot line goes
through a lot of twists and turns
maintaining the high and vaunted satisfaction rate it has.
Snail Dust, snail dust.
The strip is cool,
It makes me drool,
the skill, the will,
to make a laugh,
5 each week and a half.
Characters might disapper,
but you can read them in the archive here,
from the first small dusty snail to the same with feet in pail.
So the plot line goes
through the twists and turns
stopping now and then
for a quick one-liner gag,
maintaining the high and vaunted satisfaction rate it has.
Snail Dust, Snail Dust,
The strip is cool,
It makes me drool,
the skill, the will,
to make a laugh,
5 each week and a half.
I haven't seen it a while but I'm back reading it again,
I've read all of the old strips
I'm ready to begin again.
Snail Dust, Snail Dust,
The strip is cool,
It makes me drool,
the skill, the will,
to make a laugh,
5 each week and a half.
Ondine is keen,
and Dromy, too,
and little Snaily-poo
(Written by Zack Bly, zack_web#yahoo.com, NOT by me and most ASSUREDLY not by you. Unless you're Zack Bly.)
(Does it not rock?)
--to the tune of "Mammal"
Comic strip
Standing in between depression with no joy
and explosive radiating mirth.
So the plot line goes
through a lot of twists and turns
maintaining the high and vaunted satisfaction rate it has.
Snail Dust, snail dust.
The strip is cool,
It makes me drool,
the skill, the will,
to make a laugh,
5 each week and a half.
Characters might disapper,
but you can read them in the archive here,
from the first small dusty snail to the same with feet in pail.
So the plot line goes
through the twists and turns
stopping now and then
for a quick one-liner gag,
maintaining the high and vaunted satisfaction rate it has.
Snail Dust, Snail Dust,
The strip is cool,
It makes me drool,
the skill, the will,
to make a laugh,
5 each week and a half.
I haven't seen it a while but I'm back reading it again,
I've read all of the old strips
I'm ready to begin again.
Snail Dust, Snail Dust,
The strip is cool,
It makes me drool,
the skill, the will,
to make a laugh,
5 each week and a half.
Ondine is keen,
and Dromy, too,
and little Snaily-poo
(Written by Zack Bly, zack_web#yahoo.com, NOT by me and most ASSUREDLY not by you. Unless you're Zack Bly.)
(Does it not rock?)