hello friends

I'd like to slap a bumper sticker on mom's car expressing my opinion on the subject, but I'd want it to say something like "USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS -- YOU'RE NOT SO IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD IS PAYING ATTENTION TO NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT YOUR NEXT POSSIBLE MOVE WILL BE" wouldn't fit very well on a bumper sticker.

I also want one that expresses something like "You have somewhere to be today? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE. Quit lane-hopping, quit tailgating, and wait your turn". Same problem there, though.